Tuesday, February 28, 2017

ST PATS DAY DOWNYBROOK QUICK RHYME please enjoy

The danny boy lounge was the first place we be. 
With pitchers of bud and  kamakazi.
Twas Murphy and Walsh and the baby Carney. 
 I with fluffy white crystals and the sisters Garvey.
Flyin and drinkin OOH that kamikazi we had some.
Now off to the john boyle club, where yours truly's not welcome.

We walked through that door where fine lassies abounded
When ten potato head harps had us surrounded
and there we found Sully all up in twister
" Sweeney come help they are beating my sister"
"SULLY NEEDS HELP" MY DRUNKIN ASS HICS
 I JUMP ON A TABLE AND DIVE INTO THE MIX
NOW HERE COMES WALSH AND JOINS IN THE FRAY 
NOW MURPHY AND CARNEY  TO HELP SAVE THE DAY

DRAGGED  ACROSS THE BEER SOAKED FLOOR
Two potato head harps show me the door. 
On hands and knees heavin "ooh what a night".
The sisters Garvey come smilin "we still got some white".
Each kiss my cheeks,  much to my delight.
To the shamrock we go! they are open all night!

Saturday, February 25, 2017

LOL this was 30 years ago but like yesterday to me check it out ..QUICK READ

The Dance Lesson

Took my daughter Jenn To her first dance lesson she was 4 yrs old and very excited.

Now let me tell you I sucked as a dad .

We walked into the dance lesson and I looked at lil Jennifer's eyes light as she started running around and dancing and using those ballet bars she was like a kid in a candy store what a smile on her face.
The only problem I saw was she was disrupting the dance class that was already in progress.

So, being the shitty clueless dad I was I grabbed her and told her to calm down and go listen to the teacher.

The teacher came over to us and told me  not to worry and come pick her up in 1 hour.


But, what  THE TEACHER  really MEANT  was ..get your clueless self  out of here dad and let us girls do what we do .



Thursday, February 16, 2017

WELCOME BIENVENIDO 欢迎 WILLKOMMEN أهلا بك Добро пожаловать FÁILTE HOŞGELDİNİZ KARIBU ようこそ

STAY AND KEEP ME COMPANY FOR A TIME 
I PUT A NICE VID HERE FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO JUST  RELAX AND ENJOY

DON'T BE BEAT DOWN BY ALL THE MEDIA 
THERE IS GOOD TO BE FOUND
RIGHT NOW AS YOU READ SOMEONE IS DOING GOOD SOMEWHERE

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Hi this is a repost trying to remind myself what a speck on earth I am.....enjoy

https://www.amazon.com/Village-Jodicus-J-R-Sweeney/dp/1683527542



BY STEPHEN CRANE
In Heaven, 
Some little blades of grass 
Stood before God. 
“What did you do?” 
Then all save one of the little blades 
Began eagerly to relate 
The merits of their lives. 
This one stayed a small way behind 
Ashamed. 
Presently God said: 
“And what did you do?” 
The little blade answered: “Oh, my lord, 
“Memory is bitter to me 
“For if I did good deeds 
“I know not of them.” 
Then God in all His splendor 
Arose from His throne. 
“Oh, best little blade of grass,” He said.